wow, i forgot i wrote this and now i don't even remember who it was for

i bought you a planet and a shore and you can have it if you ask because even though i had to pay all these dollars to get it it was kind of worth and i'd always thought i'd rather give it to someone else than keep it for myself. there are no shelves and no tables and nowhere to keep your stuff and it's not the most comfortable and there are no amenities like running water or electricity, but i'm sure we can build that if we like. and there's no guarantee that someone else won't buy me out, because that's the nature of the market. and i know the sand looks terrible because so many people have been here before and we might have to spend weeks picking up the debris and who knows what's in the woods over there because i forgot to bring my map. no they were out of maps at the visitor center. i'm probably totally allergic to the flora here.

you can have it. you can have it because i think you think that no one would think to do that for you. you're so dumb. you're a dolt, an idiot.

i have such poetry in my mouth that must be written on your neck in saliva. here is my promise: i'll never want to marry you, but i will want to fuck you by the time i've cropped my hair close and started to only wear Eileen Fisher. god, i hope you're still dumb then too. i hope you never get wise.