Come over for dinner!

Whilst consuming our delicious waffles of the aftermorn looking at the view from our back porch, Tawawa and I composed a crooning love ballad together. It goes something like this:

I just want some sweetness
I just want you in my life
Gonna lick your face, baby
Gonna make you my lovely wife.

I wanna suck on your eyeballs
I wanna hold 'em in my mouth (keep 'em warm!)
I'll hold them safe there for you
Cuz that's what friendship's all about!

I'll cut your feet off, baby
So you can't run away
I'll keep them by my bedside
So we can look at them every day!

I'll munch on your flesh, baby
I'll masticate your bones
Cause this is what I call true love, baby
So why don't you call me on the phone?

I wanna suck on your eyeballs
I wanna hold 'em in my mouth (keep 'em warm!)
I'll hold them safe there for you
Cuz that's what friendship's all about!

You're like the buffalo, baby
I'm not gonna waste a speck
What I can't fit in my stomach
I'll hang around my neck.

I wanna be with you forever
I want to cuddle with your meat.
And when your nutrients hit my bloodstream
I feel so complete.

I wanna suck on your eyeballs
I wanna hold 'em in my mouth (keep 'em warm!)
I'll hold them safe there for you
Cuz that's what friendship's all about!